i had a scary encounter just now!
see, i was on my way home from band prac. left the band room at 10 plus, then i was in a rush cos i wanted to come home early to sleep, so i rushed off alone.
at the long long covered walkway near the mrt station, i was walking behind this woman. she was wearing a short short miniskirt, black stockings, heels and a hat. then i was thinking, "wahh, this person the leg soooo skinny!" oh and btw, she had this autumn-red coloured hair.
then i saw her hair had scotch tape stuck at the end, so i decided to be nice and tell her. she was blowing her nose nosily (kind of like me actually) and i waited for her to be done before tapping her on her arm.
i went *tap tap* "excuse me, you have scotch tape on your hair"
then, she turned around and i saw her face and.. she is a he! a heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i totally chua dio can!
she/he went "oh really, can you help me remove it?" her voice was O.O VERY LOW.
i plucked the scotch tape off her hair, and i'm like 95% sure the hair is fake, cos the hair got broke off by me so easily.
she: "thank youuuu, you are so nice! if not i'll be so embarrassed later!"
she really emphasized her words like that, italics and all -.-
i was trying to recover from being freaked out so i just nod nod, smile politely. good thing i normally face also quite expressionless if not i would have totally drop jaw and look like this O.O
she: "oh are you a student? thank youuuu!"
me: nod nod nod, smile smile "you're welcome! heh."
*trying to think whether i should make a run for it*
she: "i got a sore throat tonight but they still asked me to perform! ohhh lucky they only asked me to dance, no need to sing tonight."
me: smile smile nod nod, "ahh. what do you work as?"
she: "i sing sometimes, dance.."
me: "oh i see, must be difficult to dance in heels!" i was walking really fast cos i wanted to go home and most importantly, SO SHE WOULDN'T TALK TO ME!!
she: "no no, this heels is okay, it's like, for 3 inch and above then it's difficult!"
me: "it must be painful to dance in heels!"
i was just being polite okay..
she: stop in the middle of the covered walkway (which suddenly seems never ending).
"you see, this heels i'm wearing is only 1 and a half 1/2 inch. *lifts out her leg for me to see just in case i missed her stupendously noisy heels click-clacking on the cement*
not painful at all, can still dance."
me: "orhhhhhhh" nod nod nod.
as far as i'm concerned, all heels are painful. but nevermind, i was too freaked and i didn't want to engage her in conversation anymore.
all the people walking past on at the covered walkway was just STARING. those kaypoh singaporeans.
then i hurry up walk in front to get ready to CHIONG like a madman.
she: "you stay around here?"
me: "err no."
she: "visiting friends?"
me: "er yah hahaha. going home."
"err i'm in a rush, sorry i have to go off first."
she: "oh thank you so much again! you are a very nice person! have a nice day okay."
me: smile smile nod nod. then, CHIONG AHHHHHHHHH!
this is what you get for being nice. freaked out.
i saw her again at the mrt station platform while waiting for the train. 6 mins or sth. and i was pretending to be really engrossed in my handphone and crossing. my fingers she won't notice me :x
she didn't. heng ah!!
okay, that was totally the scariest thing that happened today. her face looked like michael jackson! post operation that one. plus, she had makeup on her face.
wah lao, i still feel freaked out now.
NO WONDER her/his thighs were so skinny! and she/he was so tall!
i tell you, that's what you call a BEI HOU SHA SHOU! i don't think she's a trans cos she still looks like a guy. from the front only.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! this is so so so gross!
that's it, i don't like walking home alone at night :(((((((((
& all along, its only what I thought.
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