i think i'm ultra clumsy. sprained my ankle playing basketball. which is such a joke, cos i hardly ever play basketball, and i barely like sports activities. oh yes, and i was playing during my free time in school, not PE can. yes, i can hear the gasps of disbelief. me too.
i'm seriously laughing at myself now. DUMB.
am considering the possibility of mental retardation due to lack of one leg's muscles for the past 2 days. but i don't see any connection. yes. definite mental retardation.
let me tell you another joke which isn't very funny.
i signed up for flag day a few weeks ago, was supposed to go today, 12pm to 6pm. as everyone has experienced, flag day consists of
1) unwilling teenagers giving you black face as they converge at entrance of shopping malls, hoping that time will pass real quick and somehow wondering why no one wants to donate. they stand there for long hours, if not hide somewhere until it's time to hand up their donation cans.
2) willing teenagers who attempt to ka chiao the nearest passerby into parting with their spare change but not succeeding very well cos for some Singaporeans, it'll be much easier tearing super glue off your finger [ever tried that? it's really painful.]
so anyway, before i get carried away. i was supposed to go for flag day, and since i can only hobble around, which is a great improvement from yesterday's hopping around, i didn't go. come on, stand 6 hours i think i no need think about playing basketball for the next 5 days.
oh yes. the joke: it's for disabled people's association.
as my sis was saying, i can join them in being temporarily disabled.
and yes, the last laugh: i'm LAME. at least for the next 2 days or so. and i'm not joking.
hmm. i'm considering serious mental retardation.
i an imagine the faces of at least 5 ppl who will give me the "kiawoon, don't lame" look if i repeat this to them.
yes, definite losing of brain cells due to twisted ankle. i don't see the connection either.
last thing, i finished my blog entry for gp. yeah! 3 cheers. and i finished it this afternoon. maybe cos i suddenly had a lot of free time. go see!
http://gpissexy.blogspot.com/
& all along, its only what I thought.
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